Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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