I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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