shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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