i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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