hotel room ftw
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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