sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
