You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
