Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Randomize
