seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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