A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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