Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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