I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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