you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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