it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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