I saw his package. It spoke to me.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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