I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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