people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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