Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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