yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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