I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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