After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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