party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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