IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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