Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize
