Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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