This is not my ceiling
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
