Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
this hospital has no fireball
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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