is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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