No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
