all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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