dude i'm inner monologue high
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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