Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Do vagina's smell?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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