Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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