i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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