I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Randomize
