It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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