That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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