Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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