i may or may not be watching the land before time
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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