Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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