Girls should come with a carfax report
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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