Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
