the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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