i don't like sucking hair
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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