i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
even my farts smell like vagina
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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