Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
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