I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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