i was born a porn star she said
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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