my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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