it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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