I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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